33 Things Girls should know about Guys
33) Guys are extremely competitive, no matter what it is. It could even be Go-Fish with our dying grandma; we’re GOING to want to always win. If you win almost all the time it’s because we want you to.
32) All guys have fun telling dirty and/or racist jokes. That DOESN’T mean that that’s how we always think because it’s not.
31) If a guy says that a girl is beautiful it usually means the guy is in love. If a guy says that a girl is hot, sexy, or my favorite bangable, it means that the guy would USUALLY rather have a one night stand then a relationship.
30) Teasing is one of the best ways to know if a guy likes you. If he’s throwing paper at you, or saying little jokes, or something like that, then the guy most likely likes you.
29) Most of us are open to advice, if you think that we look bad in something, then TELL US, we will try to not wear it again. Also we love compliments. If you were to tell us that you love the cologne we use, then we’ll wear it more often. Same with shirts, shoes, etc.
28) Guys could also use a surprise every now and then. We try to get you a lot of stuff, little stuff, but stuff that we think you’ll like. If you got/made us something every now and then to, then that would be useful.
27) Don’t put us in bed with you within the first month. That’s too quick; we’ll love it then, and then lose all respect for you in the long run. Wait a while.
26) EVERYONE STARES- If we see a girl come into a restaurant that’s wearing a low cut shirt and jeans that hardly covers her butt then we’re going to stare. We also know though that if you see a guy wearing a “muscle” shirt come in and he’s buff, then you’re going to stare to, remember that.
25) We have the attention span of a donkey. If you want to tell us something try to keep it under 3 minutes, and make sure it’s not while we’re watching television.
24) Guys judge: If you come into a party wearing a dress that shows ¾ of your boobs, then we’ll consider you a sl*t. First impressions are everything to a guy.
23) You can never go wrong with an action movie, but chick flicks are definitely not our favorites, so limit them.
22) We hate it when you go through our crap. Half of the time we don’t even know what we have. You wonder why we always get sidetracked while cleaning.
21) Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. Stop worrying; it gets really annoying after a while. On the same topic when we give you a map, we’re not listening to your directions.
20) You are definitely more confusing then us. We aren’t smart enough to become confusing. And by-the-way WE DO NOT PICK UP ON YOUR HINTS!!!
19) Every guy has one weird hobby/obsession. It doesn’t mean they’re gay and it doesn’t mean that they still aren’t “manly,” just get over it.
18) When guys start to talk seriously it really is serious. This rarely happens, so when it does, LISTEN HARD.
17) If a guy likes you, then he will answer almost every question you ask him. Don’t push it.
16) We love our sports and television. Just because we watch a lot of television, it doesn’t mean that we don’t want to talk to you, or we don’t love you, because we do.
15) Guys get a lot of really crazy ideas, so just go along with them. The last thing we want is our girlfriend to turn down our idea, no matter how stupid.
14) Almost every guy is an idiot. We like to say stuff that doesn’t make sense, or is unnecessary.
13) Some guys have a real personality, meaning most of us think about more then just a girls chest, or butt. So give those guys a chance to, looks aren’t everything (even we know that.)
12) If a guy says sorry to keep bothering you (or something like that) over the phone,over text or anything like that, then it probably means he likes you. After they say that, it would help if sometime in the future you talk to us first.
11) When talking to a girl he really likes, we get nervous REALLY quickly, and stutter a lot. Please try to respect that.
10) If you want something really bad then the guy will usually try to do everything in his power to get that thing... don't take advantage of that.
9) Guys get jealous REALLY easily so remind them that you're just talking to a friend before you actually do talk to them.
8) Guys sit in bed awake at night a lot thinking about you to, so don't forget that you're not the only one that does that.
7) If a guy's in a bad mood, you can usually tell, so don't take what he says seriously just TRY to rub it off. On the other hand though the guy should apologize later after he realizes what he said.
6) It takes a lot for a guy to ask a girl out so, don't be a jerk when they do, even if it's the ugliest and biggest dork of a guy in the world, he gained up the courage so show some respect, maybe say no and make up a lie but don't say something like "ewwwww no."
5) If you ask a guy if they like someone and they say, "I don't know" then (unless they are saying that about everyone) it probably means that they DO like them.
4) SOME guys have a deep fear of rejection, so if you're wondering why they haven't asked you out yet, well that's probably why.
3) Don't EVER lead a guy on, you might say that its worse when a guy leads you on, but from what I know, it shouldn't be, maybe we get your hopes up a little, but if you lead us on then we'll ask you out and get rejected. That, in my opinion is way worse then getting your hopes up.
1) What I think the number one thing girls should know about guys is... Guys can be sensitive to. So don't get down on them all because they aren't all tough and fearless today.
33) Guys are extremely competitive, no matter what it is. It could even be Go-Fish with our dying grandma; we’re GOING to want to always win. If you win almost all the time it’s because we want you to.
32) All guys have fun telling dirty and/or racist jokes. That DOESN’T mean that that’s how we always think because it’s not.
31) If a guy says that a girl is beautiful it usually means the guy is in love. If a guy says that a girl is hot, sexy, or my favorite bangable, it means that the guy would USUALLY rather have a one night stand then a relationship.
30) Teasing is one of the best ways to know if a guy likes you. If he’s throwing paper at you, or saying little jokes, or something like that, then the guy most likely likes you.
29) Most of us are open to advice, if you think that we look bad in something, then TELL US, we will try to not wear it again. Also we love compliments. If you were to tell us that you love the cologne we use, then we’ll wear it more often. Same with shirts, shoes, etc.
28) Guys could also use a surprise every now and then. We try to get you a lot of stuff, little stuff, but stuff that we think you’ll like. If you got/made us something every now and then to, then that would be useful.
27) Don’t put us in bed with you within the first month. That’s too quick; we’ll love it then, and then lose all respect for you in the long run. Wait a while.
26) EVERYONE STARES- If we see a girl come into a restaurant that’s wearing a low cut shirt and jeans that hardly covers her butt then we’re going to stare. We also know though that if you see a guy wearing a “muscle” shirt come in and he’s buff, then you’re going to stare to, remember that.
25) We have the attention span of a donkey. If you want to tell us something try to keep it under 3 minutes, and make sure it’s not while we’re watching television.
24) Guys judge: If you come into a party wearing a dress that shows ¾ of your boobs, then we’ll consider you a sl*t. First impressions are everything to a guy.
23) You can never go wrong with an action movie, but chick flicks are definitely not our favorites, so limit them.
22) We hate it when you go through our crap. Half of the time we don’t even know what we have. You wonder why we always get sidetracked while cleaning.
21) Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. Stop worrying; it gets really annoying after a while. On the same topic when we give you a map, we’re not listening to your directions.
20) You are definitely more confusing then us. We aren’t smart enough to become confusing. And by-the-way WE DO NOT PICK UP ON YOUR HINTS!!!
19) Every guy has one weird hobby/obsession. It doesn’t mean they’re gay and it doesn’t mean that they still aren’t “manly,” just get over it.
18) When guys start to talk seriously it really is serious. This rarely happens, so when it does, LISTEN HARD.
17) If a guy likes you, then he will answer almost every question you ask him. Don’t push it.
16) We love our sports and television. Just because we watch a lot of television, it doesn’t mean that we don’t want to talk to you, or we don’t love you, because we do.
15) Guys get a lot of really crazy ideas, so just go along with them. The last thing we want is our girlfriend to turn down our idea, no matter how stupid.
14) Almost every guy is an idiot. We like to say stuff that doesn’t make sense, or is unnecessary.
13) Some guys have a real personality, meaning most of us think about more then just a girls chest, or butt. So give those guys a chance to, looks aren’t everything (even we know that.)
12) If a guy says sorry to keep bothering you (or something like that) over the phone,over text or anything like that, then it probably means he likes you. After they say that, it would help if sometime in the future you talk to us first.
11) When talking to a girl he really likes, we get nervous REALLY quickly, and stutter a lot. Please try to respect that.
10) If you want something really bad then the guy will usually try to do everything in his power to get that thing... don't take advantage of that.
9) Guys get jealous REALLY easily so remind them that you're just talking to a friend before you actually do talk to them.
8) Guys sit in bed awake at night a lot thinking about you to, so don't forget that you're not the only one that does that.
7) If a guy's in a bad mood, you can usually tell, so don't take what he says seriously just TRY to rub it off. On the other hand though the guy should apologize later after he realizes what he said.
6) It takes a lot for a guy to ask a girl out so, don't be a jerk when they do, even if it's the ugliest and biggest dork of a guy in the world, he gained up the courage so show some respect, maybe say no and make up a lie but don't say something like "ewwwww no."
5) If you ask a guy if they like someone and they say, "I don't know" then (unless they are saying that about everyone) it probably means that they DO like them.
4) SOME guys have a deep fear of rejection, so if you're wondering why they haven't asked you out yet, well that's probably why.
3) Don't EVER lead a guy on, you might say that its worse when a guy leads you on, but from what I know, it shouldn't be, maybe we get your hopes up a little, but if you lead us on then we'll ask you out and get rejected. That, in my opinion is way worse then getting your hopes up.
1) What I think the number one thing girls should know about guys is... Guys can be sensitive to. So don't get down on them all because they aren't all tough and fearless today.
